You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.

No matter what anybody tells you, words and ideas can change the world.

..And now that you have a child you have to clean up your act, 'cause you can't drink anymore. You can't come home drunk and go, 'Hey, here's a little switch: Daddy's gonna throw up on you!'"

People are kind of like flowers...and it's been a pleasure walking in your garden.

Reality, what a concept.

------Robin Williams