Famous Quotes and Quotations

Discontent is the first necessity of progress.

Fate loves the fearless.

It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers.

Reality leaves a lot to the imagination.

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

Classic Cliff Claven quote about beer, brain cells and natural selection
Well you see, Norm, it’s like this…A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for [...]

I read about the evils of drinking so I gave up reading.

Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

I’d rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.

Drunk is feeling sophisticated when you can’t say it.

After a night of too much alcohol and spirits, thou must kneel, embrace thy throne, and sacrifice to the Porcelain God.

Reality, what a concept.

People are kind of like flowers…and it’s been a pleasure walking in your garden.

..And now that you have a child you have to clean up your act, ’cause you can’t drink anymore. You can’t come home drunk and go, ‘Hey, here’s a little switch: Daddy’s gonna throw up on you!’

No matter what anybody tells you, words and ideas can change the world.