Famous Quotes

Funny sports quotes
We get nose jobs all the time in the NHL, and we don’t even have to go to the hospital.
Brad Park.

Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept.
Doug Larson.

You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.
Lee Trevino

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
Rodney Dangerfield

On this team, we are all united in a common goal: to keep my job.
Lou Holtz

Sandy’s fastball was so fast, some batters would start to swing as he was on his way to the mound.
Jim Murray, on Sandy Koufax

I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks in batting practice.
Casey Stengel

Give me the fresh air, a beautiful partner, and a nice round of golf… and you can keep the fresh air and the round of golf.
Jack Benny

Some people skate to the puck. I skate to where the puck is going to be.
Wayne Gretzky.

We can’t win at home. We can’t win on the road. I just can’t figure out where else to play!
Pat Williams

He hit the ball so hard, I couldn’t even turn around in time to see it go over the fence.
Roger Clemens, on Bo Jackson

The sun doesn’t shine on the same dog’s butt every day but we sure didn’t expect a total eclipse.
Steve Sloan

Julian Dicks is everywhere. It’s like they’ve got eleven Dicks on the field.
Metro Radio, College Football

They always try to play with our minds. But that won’t work with our club. We’ve got 20 guys without brains.
Bobby Clarke