Famous Quotes

Mark Twain
New Year’s Day… now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.
Judith Crist
Happiness is too many things these days for anyone to wish it on anyone lightly. So let’s just wish each other a bile-less New Year and leave it [...]

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Dog Quotes
“First you learn a new language, profanity; and second you learn not to discipline your dogs when you’re mad, and that’s most of the time when you’re training dogs.” - Lou Schultz, trainer of Alaskan Huskies
“He’s fair. He treats us all the same-like dogs.” - Henry Jordan, Green Bay Packers [...]

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree:  the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other.
Burton Hillis
The magi, as you know, were wise men - wonderfuly wise men who brought gifts to the Babe in the manger. They invented the art of giving Christmas presents.
O. Henry
He who has not Christmas [...]

Oh, for the good old days when people would stop Christmas shopping when they ran out of money.  ~Author Unknown
The only reason a great many American families don’t own an elephant is that they have never been offered an elephant for a dollar down and easy weekly payments.  ~Mad Magazine
Oh, for the good old days [...]

Funny sports quotes
We get nose jobs all the time in the NHL, and we don’t even have to go to the hospital.
Brad Park.
Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept.
Doug Larson.
You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so [...]

Some famous quotes about marriage.
Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each
other but in looking outward together in the same direction.
Antoine De Saint-Exupery
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We learned how to love each other by loving together
good things wholly outside each other.
Donald Hall
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Marriage isn’t supposed to make you happy -
it’s supposed to make you married.
Frank [...]